I like you. I generally like most people who like me, but I especially like you which is unusual because normally I feel really threatened by women. Like they might be hiding a stinger in their vaginas or something, and one wrong move and I'll be envenomated.
Anyway, I also think your baby is cute. And one main reason I can't eat meat right now is that I'm also growing a baby, but I haven't told the internets because I'm afraid of how stupid people get when they find out you're carrying a child. They talk to your belly like you're not a person anymore, but one giant teletubby/incubator of sugary baby parts.
Anyway, I felt compelled to out myself to you. God knows why. Probably because the BFG was my favorite book in grade school.
I like you. I generally like most people who like me, but I especially like you which is unusual because normally I feel really threatened by women. Like they might be hiding a stinger in their vaginas or something, and one wrong move and I'll be envenomated.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I also think your baby is cute. And one main reason I can't eat meat right now is that I'm also growing a baby, but I haven't told the internets because I'm afraid of how stupid people get when they find out you're carrying a child. They talk to your belly like you're not a person anymore, but one giant teletubby/incubator of sugary baby parts.
Anyway, I felt compelled to out myself to you. God knows why. Probably because the BFG was my favorite book in grade school.